Five Reasons Why Mama's Boys should never marry?

1. Because the wife will never be good enough.
2. Because the wife will always feel inferior.
3. Because the wife will be made to feel guilty for wanting to spend time with just her husband.
4. Because the wife will be made to give up control when Mother is around.
5. Because the wife will be told she is right to pacify her but later be told that Mother is always right.